Miriam Santiago Pick-Up Lines
Miriam Santiago Pick-Up Lines – Former and late Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago has been loved by many, especially the youth, not only because of her achievements and education but also because of her funny and cheesy pick-up lines.
Since the age of social media became really powerful, the late senator also proved that she is not just very good in law and politics, but also in wittiness.
Before her campaign for the May 2016 Presidential Elections, Sen. Miriam Santiago already includes funny and cheesy pickup lines that excite and entertains her audience who were mostly the younger ones.
Most of her pick-up lines were in Filipino.
Here are some of the late Senator’s pick-up lines that would be remembered by the all.
“Sana FB status ka na lang, para pwede kitang i-like.”
“Ibenta mo na bahay mo, total nandito ka na, nakatira sa puso ko.”
“Kung magkakaroon ako ng sariling planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis nito, para sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko.”
“Sana naka-off ang ilaw, para tayo na lang mag-on.”
“Para kang hold-upper, lahat ibibigay ko sayo, wag mo lang akong saktan.”
“Maglaro tayo ng kahit ano, wag lang taguan, kasi a girl like you is hard to find.”
“Sana exam mo na lang ako, para sagutin mo rin ako.”
“Galing mo din, ano? Di mo pa ako binabato tinamaan mo na ako.”
“Bastos ka rin, ano? Di ka man lang nagpapaalam tuloy-tuloy kang pumasok sa puso ko.”
“Paano mo sasabihin sa isang babae na mataba siya na hindi siya mababastos? Sagot: Excuse me, Miss Mang Tomas ba ang lotion mo?
“Google ka ba? Lahat kasi ng hinahanap ko sayo ko natagpuan.”
“Nakalimutan ko pangalan mo, eh. Pwede bang tawagin na lang kitang akin?”
“Nakalunok ka ba ng kwitis, kasi pag ngumiti ka, may spark.”
“Sana scientist ako, para ikaw naman ang lab ko.”
“Tindera ka ba ng yosi? Kasi you give me Hope… and More.”
“Sana ikaw ang cardiologist ko, para ikaw ang mag-aalaga sa puso ko.”
“Para kang cactus, kasi handa akong masaktan, mayakap ka lang.”
“Pag wala ka ang buhay ko parang lapis na hindi natasahan, pointless.”
