20+ Funny Pinoy Jokes That Will Surely Make You Laugh Hard
PINOY JOKES – Here is a list of 20+ funny Pinoy Jokes that will surely make you and your loved ones laugh hard.
Undeniably, Filipinos by nature are fond of jokes. Even in the midst of misery, many Filipino people can still manage to throw a joke about the situation or take a dose of good vibes from the amusing lines.
There is nothing wrong with it. Anything that makes you feel good or lighter without having to offend another person is permissible. Happiness can be passed on and the more people who feel light on the inside, the happier the world can be.
Once in a while, you can check out on the jokes posted here for a good dose of positive vibes. These will surely make you laugh hard:
1. Pare: Ang galing ng nabili kong hearing aid. Hi tech at ang lakas ng dating!
Kumpare: Magkano ang bili mo?
Pare: Oo, kanina lang
(Courtesy of Katig.com)
2. “Napanaginipan kita kagabi. Nakaupo sa tabi ng ilog, nag-iisa at mukhang mabigat ang loob. Lalapitan sana kita at yayakapin. Pero bigla kang tumayo…
at naghugas ng puwet.”
(Courtesy of kathangpinoy.blogspot.com)
3. Prospective Employer: So why did you leave your previous job?
Applicant: The company relocated and they did not tell me where!
(Courtesy of boybanat.com)
4. Pinay: Hon, anung gift mo sa akin sa silver anniversary natin?
Asawa: Dadalhin kita sa China.
Pinay: Wow, ang sweet naman. E, sa golden anniversary natin?
Asawa: Susunduin na kita.
(Courtesy of Katig.com)
5. Pedro: Alam mo, yung pusa namin, kahit nakalagay sa lamesa at walang takip ang ulam namin, hindi kinakain!
Juan: Maniwala ako?!
Pedro: Totoo!
Juan: Ano ba ang ulam nyo?
Pedro: Asin!
(Courtesy of pinoytagalogjokes.tumblr.com)
6. Sa isang job interview…
BOSS: Okay! Ano ba alam mo?
JUAN: Alam ko kung saan nakatira asawa mo at alam ko rin saan nakatira ang kabit mo.
BOSS: Tanggap kana hayop ka!
(Courtesy of boybanat.com)
7. Mister: Hon, anung ulam natin?
Misis: Andyan sa mesa, pumili ka.
Mister: Hon, sardinas lang ang andito. Anu bang pagpipilian ko?
Misis: Pumili ka kung kakain, or magrereklamo ka!
(Courtesy of Katig.com)
8. Si Pedro nagsusulat sa slum book…
FAVORITE ACTOR: Arnold Schwachzzene.. (erase)
Arnold Schwazzene.. (erase)
Arnold Schwartzenne.. (erase)
Arnold Clavio … 😀
(Courtesy of kathangpinoy.blogspot.com)
9. Mister: Hon, may malaki akong problema…
Misis: Ngayong kasal na tayo, ang problema mo ay problema na natin.
Mister: Ganun ba yun?
Misis: Oo, dahil iisa na tayo ngayon. Ano bang problema natin?
Mister: Kase nabuntis natin si Inday at tayo ang ama.
(Courtesy of Katig.com)
10. Doktor: umubo ka!
Pedro: ho! Ho! Ho!
Doktor: ubo pa!
Pedro: ho! Ho! Ho!
Doc: okay.
Pedro: ano po ba sakit ko doc?
Doc: may ubo ka.
(Courtesy of kathangpinoy.blogspot.com)