DAD JOKES – Examples Of Corny Jokes Your Father Might Make
DAD JOKES – Here are some of the following examples of dad jokes or jokes made by fathers that are corny and somewhat funny.
By definition, it refers to an unoriginal or unfunny joke or a type that are told by middle-aged men or older men, especially fathers or dads, since they are associated with these.
Yes, there are times when our dad would, on the spot, make a joke of a situation and ended up sounding corny, making some of us laugh or cringe. Yep, especially cringe.
In the end, as we might venture into fatherhood, we tend to take the mantle and made some of theese jokes ourselves as well. Oh life.
Nevertheless, here are some of these jokes, as uplifted from websites such as PinoyCollection, and more:
- “Did you hear about the new movie constipation? It hasn’t come out yet.”
- When somebody asks my dad how he feels, he always replies, “With my hands.”
- I’m such a great cook, even the smoke alarm siren gets all excited.
- Q: How long does it take to make butter?
A: An echurnity! - My wife says she’s leaving me because she thinks I’m too obsessed with astronomy. What planet is she on?
- Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in front of your door?
A: Matt - “What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.”
- “Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.”
- “We were getting fast food when the lady at the window said, ‘Any condiments?’ My dad responded, ‘Compliments? You look very nice today!’”
- “Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.”
- “What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.”
- “Bad puns are how eye roll.”
- “What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos”
- “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.”
Perhaps the most common joke of all is:
Me: “Dad! I’m hungry”
Dad: “Hi, hungry. I’m Dad”
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