Funny Captions For Your Instagram, Twitter, & Facebook Posts

Here are some of the funny captions for your post on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram

These funny captions will surely add humor to your social media posts such as on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

You can use these captions alone or post with a photo to show your creativity and your own interpretation.

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Here are some of the funny captions that you can try:

They say don’t try this at home, so I went to my friend’s home.

My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.

How I feel when there is not Coffee. DEPRESSO!

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they will start using it.

I followed a diet, but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfolowed it.

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

I don’t sweat, I sparkle.

For me being in a math class is like watching a foreign language movie without any subtitles.

I’m on a diet. Fifteen minutes later – wipes off an entire cookie jar.

When nothing goes right, just go left.

I would have added a hashtag but they look like waffles and that makes me hungry.

This weekend I’m going on a marathon. On Netflix.

I am not fat, I am just… easier to see.

This week I was pulled over by a cop. He said, “Papers.” I said, “Scissors and I win.” Don’t think the cop found it funny.

Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.

I am not feeling lazy actually, I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing.

The first five days of the weekend are always the toughest.

I’m not special. Just limited edition.

Life isn’t perfect…But my hair is.

Today is one of those days, when my coffee needs a coffee.

I am wearing these Nike but I still can’t do it.

Together we can take down the world, but for no let me take a selfie.

I didn’t get older, I leveled up.

Don’t let your friends feel lonely…keep on disturbing them.

I wish I was paid for uploading mediocre posts like celebrities.

Enjoy using these funny captions on your social media posts.

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