Here Some Of The Most Clever And Funniest Instagram Bios
FUNNIEST – Instagram profiles come with a bio – or something written to describe yourself – here are some of the most playful bios we’ve seen.
The photo-sharing platform Instagram has been a huge help for people wanting online attention, either for personal interest, business-related or for free promotion. Avoid mistakes as it might cause commotions.
Although it is a great user-friendly app, users still must be careful of what they type in their feeds to avoid arguments and heated debates.
Some people take Instagram as a platform to showcase their talents, figure, looks or to document their travel. While some people just stick around for fun.
Anyways: Here are some of the funniest lines written by Instagram users in their bios:“The shovel was a ground breaking invention.”
“By the way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me.”
“My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, ‘Just you wait!’ “
“How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.”
“Sausage puns are the wurst.”
“Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He’s alright now.”
“I woke up this way.”
“One person’s LOL is another’s WTF.”
“I haven’t failed, my success is just postponed until later.”
“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
“There’s a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.”
“Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.”
“I’m a glowstick – I had to break before I could shine.”
“Scratch here to see my status.”
“A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, ‘Make me one with everything.’ “
“Life happens. Coffee helps.”
“Putting the ‘hot’ in ‘psychotic.’ “
“One hat says to the other, ‘You stay here, I’ll go on a head.’ “
“I’m not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.”
“The bags under my eyes are Gucci.”
These are according to an article from TechJunkie.
What do you guys think? Did you find any of these jokes interesting?
Which one’s your favorite?