DAD JOKES – More Examples Of Corny Jokes Made By Your Dad
DAD JOKES – Here are more examples of dad jokes or jokes made by fathers that are corny and somewhat funny.
A dad joke refers to an unoriginal or unfunny joke or a type that are told by middle-aged men or older men, especially fathers or dads, since they are associated with these.
There are instances when our dad would, on the spot, make a joke of a situation and ended up sounding corny, making some of us laugh or cringe. Yep, especially cringe.
In the end, as we might venture into fatherhood, we tend to take the mantle and made some of these jokes ourselves as well.
You can check out the previous list here.
Nevertheless, here are some of these jokes, as uplifted from websites such as PinoyCollection, and more:
- “My wife says she’s leaving me because she thinks I’m too obsessed with astronomy. What planet is she on?”
- Q: What happens if a frog parks illegally?
A: They get toad. - “Dad woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!” The doctor replied, “I know you can’t. I’ve cut off your arms!””
- “I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.”
- Q: What did the mountain climber name his son?
A: Cliff - “Yesterday a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.”
- Q: What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
A: Remorse code - Q: What goes through towns, up and over hills, but doesn’t move?
A: The road! - “Today, my son asked “Can I have a book mark?” and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.”
- “Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.”
- Q: How do you weigh a millennial?
A: In Instagrams. - Q: What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?
A: She draws a blank. - “What did Mississippi let Delaware?” “I don’t know, but Alaska!”
- “Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.”
- “What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!”
- “How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.”