Author: Sandy Ghaz
Date: October 17, 2018
in: Pinoy Jokes
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17. Nay, bakit po VICTORIA ang name ni ate?
Kasi anak dun namin siya ginawa ng itay mo…
Eh bakit si kuya, ANITO?
Ay, tumigil ka na nga Luneta at baka mapalo kita! tawagin mo na si kuya FX mo
(Courtesy of boxingscene.com)

18. Four (4) Job applicants were asked, ‘What is the fastest thing in the world?’
German says “Thought!”
American says “Blink of an Eye!”
Aussie says “Light Switch!”
Pinoy says “Diarrhea!”
(Courtesy of boybanat.com)

19. Girlfriend: Binabalaan kita, malapit nang dumating ang Daddy ko!
Boyfriend: Ha, e wala naman akong ginagawang masama ah?
Girlfriend: Oo nga, kaya kung may binabalak ka gawin mo na.
(Courtesy of Katig.com)

20. Baliw tumawag sa mental hospital…
Baliw
: Hello… may tao po ba sa Room 168?
Telephone Operator: Wala po, Bakit?
Baliw: Check ko lang kung nakatakas talaga ako!
(Courtesy of boxingscene.com)

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